there is no greater joy than saturday tea toast telly in bed with my boy
But daddy what? This one's got me on the spot But daddy why? I long for the days when you just cried. But daddy how? Your up to 300 questions now But daddy when? You just keep asking again and again But daddy who? The answer me, always me.
It's 7pm and all's not well We hoped tonight that you'd sleep....well now the clock says half past 8 And your still in an awful state It's 10pm and all's not well Even the neighbours can tell That your not happy and don't want sleep And your groaning is piercing deep It's the witching hour and all's not well Your cryings really hard to quell It's quickly turning into screaming But your eyes are closed, are you dreaming? It's 2am and all's not well There really is an awful smell I guess I'll have to change your bum Maybe i should ask your mum It's 3am and all's not well You settled for a little spell But feline squabbles over scraps Woke you up...it feels pure crap It's 4am and all's not well I'm trying to stifle a yell Told you to shhhh it's time to sleep You shhhh'd me back and threw your sheep It's 5am and all is well we survived another night in hell Time to nap and get a fix Shame we have to get up at 6.
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The fickle monkey at the gate Has got me in an awful state For what gained me access minutes before Wont get me in there any more You can keep your cigarettes and alcohol You can keep your red-bush tea When I need a pick me up There is just one thing for me It’s as plentiful as sand on beaches As rare as pixie hair The trouble is like busses When you need one it’s never there It’s dressed in cherubic snot filled garb And spewed out through the air And although you cannot see it You know it’s always there. So can I have one little man Let me see you squirm and wriggle I need it to see me through the day Please give me one more giggle.